Dispatch from the Cavernous Interwebz

EAT
Next time you see a veteran, thank them for their service and their contribution to the best snackfood known to humankind: Cheetos.
This one-pot Thai is ruling my life this month in the same way Hanson’s “Lucy” once owned my Walkman. I throw shrimp and bean sprouts in.

EYEBALL
Extreme parenting is totally gnarly in “Surfwise,” which featured a family life both enviable and piteous.

SEW
We never would have thought of these flirtatious, bright fabric choices for this pattern. But we’re sure glad someone did. This dress is TOO HOT. (On second thought, look at all the dresses on That Black Chic. YASSS.)

LAUGH (or don’t, you RBF hussies)
Kyle Chandler and Morning Edition got my young nerd rocks off. A sexy man with an antagonistic cat who depends on NEWSPAPERS? Let’s have a kiki (and by kiki I mean binge-watch party). But how to tell if your man is cheating or simply saving the planet one day ahead of its imminent doom?

FLAUNT
In an effort to look like a 1950s church lady to be cast as an extra in the made-for-TV Dolly biopic, I did it up. (Alas, due to my pink locks, I just don’t think I’ll make it.) En route, I found the best hair YouTube tutorial channel of all time: Vintagious. You’re welcome.

Do I look ready for church? I feel like I should get bonus points for actually doing a photoshoot at an East TN while onlookers gawked.
Do I look ready for church? I feel like I should get bonus points for actually doing a photoshoot in front of an East TN chapel while onlookers gawked.

BROADWAY BELT
Andrea has introduced me to the anthem of all future crying jags. How does Judy do it? Like, seriously–so many beats in one breath! I bow down.

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